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	<title>Golf Limerick Poems &#187; U.S. Open</title>
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	<description>Limerick poems about golfing,  golf tournaments,  golf anything.</description>
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		<title>2010 U.S. Open Limericks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[PGA Tour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ernie els]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graham mcdowell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[havret]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phil mickelson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It was a tough U.S. Open tournament this year. Pebble Beach was setup with hard, fast greens that made getting the ball close very difficult, especially on the back nine. All the big names faltered into the finish. Graham McDowell faltered just a little less to take home the championship.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Phil had his chances [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>It was a tough U.S. Open tournament this year. Pebble Beach was setup with hard, fast greens that made getting the ball close very difficult, especially on the back nine. All the big names faltered into the finish. Graham McDowell faltered just a little less to take home the championship.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Phil had his chances to win it<br />
And tried on the front nine to skin it.<br />
But he three putted twice<br />
And his score paid the price<br />
So by end he was no longer in it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Seems Tiger was thought a contender<br />
His Saturday round such a splendor.<br />
But a front nine plus three<br />
Aborted his spree<br />
And the back nine then forced his surrender.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Ernie had started off strong<br />
And at one point was leading the throng<br />
But a crash and a burn<br />
On three holes at the turn<br />
Saw the Championship waving &#8217;so long&#8217;.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Who in the world is Havret (Have-ray)<br />
And where did he find his good play?<br />
He bested a crew<br />
Of notables who<br />
By rights should have blown him away.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">In the end &#8217;twas a lad named McDowell<br />
Who refused to just throw in the towel.<br />
This week he was gifted<br />
So pints were all lifted<br />
And you could hear Northern Ireland howl.</p>
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<div id="attachment_379" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://reallifelimericks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/usopen2010.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-379" title="usopen2010" src="http://reallifelimericks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/usopen2010-300x206.jpg" alt="Graham McDowell" width="300" height="206" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Graham McDowell</p></div>
<p style="padding-left: 300px;"><a href="http://www.pebblebeach.com/slide_show.asp?pageName=2010_US_Open_Photo_Gallery&amp;windowWidth=300&amp;windowHeight=368"target="blank">More pictures&#8230;</a></p>
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