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	<title>Golf Limerick Poems &#187; soccer</title>
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		<title>Next Stop Myrtle Beach!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I thought that Mike might stumble after his swing coach, Joey, moved to Bend, Oregon but then along comes Stevie to give him a putting lesson and&#8230;
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<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Mike&#8217;s lesson brought changes into view
With putting the object of review.
He replaced his old poke
With a new smoother stroke
And tied my &#8216;dot&#8217; record twenty two.</p>
<p>Jeffery&#8217;s game is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I thought that Mike might stumble after his swing coach, Joey, moved to Bend, Oregon but then along comes Stevie to give him a putting lesson and&#8230;<br />
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<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Mike&#8217;s lesson brought changes into view<br />
With putting the object of review.<br />
He replaced his old poke<br />
With a new smoother stroke<br />
And tied my &#8216;dot&#8217; record twenty two.</p>
<p><strong>Jeffery&#8217;s game is on fire from tee to&#8230;..the middle of the fairway. Anywhere near the green and the demons are set loose. We&#8217;ve a new phrase for when you&#8217;re around the green in two and walk off with a seven&#8230;&#8221;he sure Jeffery&#8217;d that hole!&#8221;.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Jeff&#8217;s tee ball we&#8217;ve started ignoring<br />
Though straight down the middle they&#8217;re soaring.<br />
Until he lays claim<br />
To a better short game<br />
They won&#8217;t do much good for his scoring.</p>
<p><strong>One of our playing partners said he used to be called &#8216;twinkle toes&#8217; with a soccer ball. Given his current &#8217;stature&#8217; I had trouble reconciling that&#8230;and it certainly didn&#8217;t carry over to his golf game. That said, he&#8217;s good company and knows his beer!</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">He claimed a nickname &#8216;twinkle toes&#8217;<br />
From the soccer ball skill that he shows.<br />
But with a golf ball<br />
He&#8217;s not that at all,<br />
His twinkle is sprinkled with woes.</p>
<p><strong>We&#8217;ll be off on our annual Myrtle Beach golf extravaganza next week. Nothing but eating, sleeping and golfing with occasional forays into town to uncover entertainment (note to wives, it&#8217;s just Bingo).</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">It&#8217;s Myrtle time first week of June<br />
Where we golf whether sun or monsoon.<br />
With mornings sedate<br />
After lunch we create<br />
A golf  &#8216;party&#8217; round afternoon.</p>
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