Jeff and I had a good match the other day. We were neck-in-neck until the 17th when ‘regression to the mean’ reared it’s ugly head…
His good play had tagged him contender
But he turned out to be a pretender.
A hole he made tough
With two shots from the rough,
Had left him no choice but surrender.
I [...]
I guess we have to congratulate Ian Poulter on his win at the Accenture Match Play. His golf was good but his outfit…feminine. Real men never wear head-to-toe pink. You tell me who looks better…Paula Creamer or Ian Poulter?
Ian Poulter had one putt to sink
Before all the glasses could clink,
To toast his match [...]
A hole-in-one for Joe! I’ve been playing ten times longer and how many do I have…zero. Golf is not fair. Congratulations!
His swing from the tee lacked all grace
And hole 1 had some water to face.
So he took a stiff drink
And manage to sink
The tee shot…his first ever ace.
Mike was on fire last [...]