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	<title>Golf Limerick Poems &#187; ernie els</title>
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		<title>2010 U.S. Open Limericks</title>
		<link>http://reallifelimericks.com/2010/06/25/2010-u-s-open-limericks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It was a tough U.S. Open tournament this year. Pebble Beach was setup with hard, fast greens that made getting the ball close very difficult, especially on the back nine. All the big names faltered into the finish. Graham McDowell faltered just a little less to take home the championship.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Phil had his chances [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>It was a tough U.S. Open tournament this year. Pebble Beach was setup with hard, fast greens that made getting the ball close very difficult, especially on the back nine. All the big names faltered into the finish. Graham McDowell faltered just a little less to take home the championship.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Phil had his chances to win it<br />
And tried on the front nine to skin it.<br />
But he three putted twice<br />
And his score paid the price<br />
So by end he was no longer in it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Seems Tiger was thought a contender<br />
His Saturday round such a splendor.<br />
But a front nine plus three<br />
Aborted his spree<br />
And the back nine then forced his surrender.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Ernie had started off strong<br />
And at one point was leading the throng<br />
But a crash and a burn<br />
On three holes at the turn<br />
Saw the Championship waving &#8217;so long&#8217;.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Who in the world is Havret (Have-ray)<br />
And where did he find his good play?<br />
He bested a crew<br />
Of notables who<br />
By rights should have blown him away.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">In the end &#8217;twas a lad named McDowell<br />
Who refused to just throw in the towel.<br />
This week he was gifted<br />
So pints were all lifted<br />
And you could hear Northern Ireland howl.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">
<div id="attachment_379" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://reallifelimericks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/usopen2010.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-379" title="usopen2010" src="http://reallifelimericks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/usopen2010-300x206.jpg" alt="Graham McDowell" width="300" height="206" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Graham McDowell</p></div>
<p style="padding-left: 300px;"><a href="http://www.pebblebeach.com/slide_show.asp?pageName=2010_US_Open_Photo_Gallery&amp;windowWidth=300&amp;windowHeight=368"target="blank">More pictures&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Masters Week</title>
		<link>http://reallifelimericks.com/2010/04/14/masters-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 03:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Golf Buddies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[anthony kim]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It was a great Masters tournament this weekend! A lot of different players had a chance to win but Phil took the honors again. Here are some limericks of the notables&#8230; </p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">The field at the Masters was lined
With the best in the world as designed.
The back-and-forth play
Concluded a day,
When Lefty had left them [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>It was a great Masters tournament this weekend! A lot of different players had a chance to win but Phil took the honors again. Here are some limericks of the notables&#8230; </strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">The field at the Masters was lined<br />
With the best in the world as designed.<br />
The back-and-forth play<br />
Concluded a day,<br />
When Lefty had left them behind.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">It was Kim who came charging up hard<br />
The birdies just filling his card.<br />
But four shots away<br />
On the final round day<br />
Left his dreams of a green jacket marred.</p>
<p><strong>I bet on Ernie this weekend and lost. He can play really well one week and then disappears back in the pack the next. He&#8217;s still not back in the elite group who always play well in the big tournaments&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">Up &#8217;til now Ernie&#8217;s play has been great<br />
But this weekend was slow out the gate.<br />
Three rounds over par<br />
Doesn&#8217;t get very far,<br />
At the Masters it won&#8217;t even rate.</p>
<p><strong>Did you see those shoes on Freddie? No socks and what looked like casual boat shoes. The guy is as non-plussed as ever&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">You know from his game that he&#8217;s ready<br />
With his play on the Champions tour heady.<br />
The relaxed easy style<br />
Of his play will beguile,<br />
Because everyone still loves Freddie.</p>
<p><strong>Finally, what I thought would be a bright sunny day turned into a cloudy, 30 mph sustained wind. I thought I was having a bad day until Mike shared last nights dinner selection&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">The golfing this weekend was rough<br />
With a steady wind making it tough.<br />
But Mike had to cleanse<br />
Gandhi&#8217;s revenge<br />
From an Indian burrito&#8217;s rebuff.</p>
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		<title>Way To Go Ernie!</title>
		<link>http://reallifelimericks.com/2010/03/20/way-to-go-ernie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Betting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A good PGA tournament was played last week and one of our long time favorites came out on top&#8230;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 180px;">It&#8217;s been such a long, hard journey
To get back and win in a tourney.
But win it he did
And ended his skid.
A victory to chalk up for Ernie.</p>
<p>Getting Manny out to play is still a challenge [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img class="size-medium wp-image-316 alignleft" title="WGC+CA+Championship+Els" src="http://reallifelimericks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/WGC+CA+Championship+Els-200x300.jpg" alt="WGC+CA+Championship+Els" width="123" height="185" />A good PGA tournament was played last week and one of our long time favorites came out on top&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 180px;">It&#8217;s been such a long, hard journey<br />
To get back and win in a tourney.<br />
But win it he did<br />
And ended his skid.<br />
A victory to chalk up for Ernie.</p>
<p><strong>Getting Manny out to play is still a challenge but we still persevere and occasionally it works&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 180px;">I know it&#8217;s viewed as the Lord&#8217;s day<br />
But springtime will be on display.<br />
If spouse compensation<br />
Can gain dispensation,<br />
Maybe Manny can come out and play?</p>
<p><strong>Jeff is working diligently with his new swing coach to improve his game before our annual trip to Myrtle Beach&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">For good play Jeff can&#8217;t ask of his God<br />
So quite often he turns to his &#8216;pod&#8217;.<br />
If that fails to support<br />
He&#8217;ll happily resort<br />
To give his Skyy bottle the nod.</p>
<p><strong>And of course Mike and I are still going back and forth regarding our bet that ends this Labor Day&#8230;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">I&#8217;ll admit that he&#8217;s closer this year<br />
As he&#8217;s shifted his game into gear.<br />
I&#8217;m hearing this crap<br />
As he&#8217;s closing the gap,<br />
&#8220;Objects are closer than they appear&#8221;.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 90px;">He opines that he keeps getting nearer<br />
But I feel that I must make it clearer,<br />
If I need to remind<br />
Who&#8217;s ahead or behind,<br />
I just look in my rear view mirror.</p>
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