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Ya’ Filthy Animal!

Strange but true. I just carried the pond with my second shot on #11 at Summit and drove up to the green to take my chip shot. As I scattered the geese I noticed my ball was gone! Some damn goose stole my ball…and I have witnesses. I was then informed that I must take [...]

It’s All About Me

Sometimes I even inspire myself…

My partner did try to submit
When I hit a most wondrous chip
He claims that the ball
Was not mine at all
To which I replied “bulls**t”!

A man in our group was so slow
He looked like he swung in slo-mo
But bad as that was
It got worse because
He usually walked off with our dough.

There is [...]