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It’s All About Me

Sometimes I even inspire myself…

My partner did try to submit
When I hit a most wondrous chip
He claims that the ball
Was not mine at all
To which I replied “bulls**t”!

A man in our group was so slow
He looked like he swung in slo-mo
But bad as that was
It got worse because
He usually walked off with our dough.

There is [...]

Joy of the Game

You don’t want your golf ball to land
Smack dab in the middle of sand
To the pros it looks easy
But I just get queasy
Knowing bogey or worse is at hand.

The par five was short, so I think
I can get there in two in a blink
But the next shot was hairy
And my ball wouldn’t carry
So I ended [...]