Time to usher in the new year with some more golf limericks. The weather’s been a little wet but not enough to stop golfing. As for you folks in the mid-west or east and caught in the grip of winter…I’ll think about you, albeit briefly, on the first tee tomorrow.
We all need golfing goals for [...]
Beautiful weather for golf this weekend! The only thing more stunning was the golf attire. Jeffery was looking dapper in new duds thanks to a gift-certificate-at-the-pro-shop prize, and Mark had on some wild-ass fluorescent color you only wear when you dress in the dark. Limericks for all!
Mark hit a good shot into the par 3 [...]
Here are some limericks inspired by Mike, another friend and golf buddy extraordinaire…
Today is your birthday bash
The golf course is where we’ll clash
Don’t bet on it though
‘cause birthday or no
I still plan on taking your cash
A short par four, number three
With risk and reward plain to see
I took the safe route
But Mike let it out
And [...]
There once was a golfer named Trapper
Whose game remained deep in the crapper
When he got to the tee
He tried to swing free
But all he could hit was a snapper!
There once was a golfer named Frank
Whose game had gone into the tank
His swing was so smooth
He looked in the groove
But all he produced was a shank!
There [...]