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Better Late Than Never

Mark’s been asking for months where his limerick is for the eagle putt he made last year at Summitpointe. As if I have any control over the Limerick gods. What…you think I just make this stuff up?

Mark’s asking “where the hell is my Lim
For the eagle that I putted in?”
But my talent for rhyme
Does not respect time
And instead comes as more of a whim.

So please pardon my missive if late
As in no way it’s meant to deflate
The size of your deed
Or whatever you need
To feel you’ve been given due weight.

We’re hearing rumors that Jeffery is working on some secret ‘super steel shaft’ to give him extra length and help him score. Maybe it will even be enough to play from the blues….

Said Jeffery “I’ll play from the whites
Cause my index is reaching new heights,
My release is too early
And aim is too squirrelly
So the blue tees just give me the frights”.

Finally, as our Myrtle Beach trip approaches, we’re all on the edge of our seats to see who will win the vaunted McGraw Cup. With the field being expanded this year from two to three, it promises to be a real dust up….

Mike’s watching his index go up
Right before he competes for the Cup.
It’s McGraw and not Ryder
So he who is wider
Will most likely have to pay up.

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