Today’s post goes out to Jeffery, golf buddy extraordinaire, who celebrates his birthday today. He’s still south of fifty…but not by much, and he’s still single…but not by much, and his game is still improving…but not by much. Happy birthday and enjoy your limericks!
Jeffery’s birthday’s today so we’ll flatter
His golf game and try not to shatter,
His Senior Tour yearning
As soon he’ll be learning,
It’s his hairline and penis that matter.
The only one better at avoiding the altar is George Clooney…
Not yet fifty but he’s getting near
So he’s downshifted, maybe a gear.
Still driving that Porsche
And single of course,
But for Farah we’d think he was queer.
and his wrist action is all wrong but he just won’t listen….
In our foursome, he’s youngest of all
So why can’t he hit a long ball?
Although you may mock
We think it’s his cock,
He’s not getting length ’cause it’s small.
I fancy Westwood over Poulter. I think Lee is ready to do it.