Tiger’s Taking All the Heat

You’ll have to pardon all the new looks for the site. I can’t make up my mind. It’s a good thing we got a round in over the weekend because its gotten cold although Tiger’s still feeling the heat. He’s a limerick writers dream! Take a look at my new Golf Tips section. You can’t get lessons like this at any price!

Only the most intrepid golfers are out at the crack of dawn in this weather…

In the winter it’s tougher to find
The players who show but don’t mind,
About cold or some sun
It’s part of the fun
When your brain and the game are entwined.

Seems most of my golf bets with Mike end this way…

Every round is a match and a bet
Nothing big, just enough to break sweat.
Score’s up and then down.
When we finish the round,
‘No blood’ is the end that we get.

Tiger limericks just keep coming. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel…

There was a young wife name of Elin
Whose husband could not keep from swellin’
At every young slut
Who wiggled her butt.
What she’ll get in divorce there’s no tellin’.

The texts’ were all short, never wordy.
Meet me-at your place-seven thirty.
The voice in his head
Was ignored when it said,
“It will cost if you hole that birdie”.

Mighty Tiger has taken a fall
From misuse of his ‘club’ and his ‘balls’.
The lesson to share
Is please be aware
That the Penis can demean us all!

and finally, my favorite…

On the course, he’s in total command
But at night he’s a slave to his gland.
Instead of a thrust
To fulfill his lust,
He could have just lent it a hand.