Beautiful weather for golf this weekend! The only thing more stunning was the golf attire. Jeffery was looking dapper in new duds thanks to a gift-certificate-at-the-pro-shop prize, and Mark had on some wild-ass fluorescent color you only wear when you dress in the dark. Limericks for all!
Mark hit a good shot into the par 3 16th……
His shot from the tee box conveyed
A left to right path as a fade.
A birdie with dots
To follow that shot?
For sure…if the putt had been made.
Jeff not only had new duds but lessons as well…..
From a tourney, Jeff brought new techniques
For his short game that needed some tweaks.
He played well today
But it’s almost cliché
He’ll forget in another two weeks.
And the other Mike? Well…he was out dressed and outplayed…..
Mike’s game was as rough as his stubble
With his match sinking deep into trouble.
Each hole over par,
As his putts missed so far
That he must have been seeing things double.
And finally, another offer to play Boulder Ridge but I have a schedule conflict…..
I thank you for the offer to play
And it grieves me in having to say,
Though your course is pure bliss
I’m afraid I can’t miss
My proctology exam that day.