The Open will start to enthrall
Golfers from here to Nepal
Tiger’s the bet
But don’t pay off yet
The winner just might be Duval.
Watson had given his best
But just fell short of the test
He led all the way
But stumbled today
And Stewart surmounted the crest.
Sometimes they play out of sync
At others they just seem to stink
But in a tournament so weighty
To shoot over eighty
They now say he ‘Stewart Cink’d’.
It’s not like the others aren’t tryin’
But Tiger still leaves them all cryin’
When it comes to the swing
He is still the King
We need to start calling him Lion.